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This Was Originally Posted On 5-27-08


I’m the black sheep of my family and it’s not because of what I do for a living. Although that doesn’t help at all, it just gives the miserable jealous bitches in the family a better reason to look down their noses at you. I like being the black sheep because when you’re the black sheep, no one bothers you and they don’t ask you for a damn thing because they think they’re above you for some reason. Nine times out of ten, people like that are in the same boat you’re in or their boat is sinking like a motherfucker. If someone comes to you asking for something, you better bet that you’re their last resort in the matter. The thing about that is that people like that have to get up off of that high horse and swallow the hell out of their pride to come to you for help. I’m a twisted enough bitch to see the irony of it and to find it hiliarious and amusing. The thing about looking down your nose at me is that for one I know about some of those skeletons in their clossets. The funny thing about that is that they don’t realize that I know these things. It’s like the pot calling the kettle black. It reminds me of two brothers I met online that sold adult novelty products. One of the brothers was telling me that people in their family looked down their nose at them because of it. At the same time they were always comming to them for money. The thing about me is that I let them see and think that I’m broke and that cuts down on the having to swallow pride to ask for a favor. Then again they don’t ask me for shit because they know what industry I work in and they dont’ want to have to say that they came to me and asked me for a damn thing. I was talking to my sister the other day and I was reminded about how I’m always the last one to find out anything. It kind of used to piss me off when I was younger but now I just have this fuck it attitude about it. I look at it like this if I’m the last one to find out what going on in the family then that makes me the last bitch in line to ask for shit when they need to get up off of those high horses they’re sitting on. Everyone is on a fucking high horse and can see everyone else’s faults and say what’s wrong with their lives and how they should live them. When people tell me about the shit that goes on in someone else’s life then I’m looking at that person and seeing how miserable they are. I also know what to say in response because my mother used to say when I was younger, “A dog will bring a bone and carry a bone right back.”. The best way to get caught up in some family shit that you could care less about is to make a comment about someone after someone has aired that person’s dirty laundry. I’m going to end my post here and I’ll write my next post about some of what my sister told me.

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This was Originally Posted On 5-06-08

I got a email from a guy once who had been cuckolded by his wife. He was upset about it. I don’t remember what the email said but I know it made me laugh and I responded by telling him to call me. This guy called me and when he told me what happened I couldn’t do anything but laugh. He brought it on himself and of course I told him so. Here’s the story, I couldn’t have made this shit up if I tried.

He decided to get even with his wife becasue she wouldn’t have anal sex with him. She got pregnant and wanted sex all the time so he decided to get even with her he wouldn’t give her sex. To make sure that he wasn’t up to having sex with his wife he would jerk off all the time so when she wanted it he was too tired to fuck her. One day she caught his ass jerking off and she got even with him. She started fucking on of their neighbors which was a young black guy with a big dick according to the husband. He was so upset because he said that she was married to him and not supposed to be fucking with a another man. I told him that he brought it on himself becasue you can’t outslick a woman. He thought he was getting even with her but she got his ass good. I don’t know what made me ask but I asked him how big his cock was and he told me four inches. I was thinking to myself when I got off of the phone with him that he had the nerve to be mad because she wouldn’t let him fuck her in the ass with that little dick. The only reason that I didn’t tell him that is becasue I didn’t think about it until I got off of the phone. I told a friend about it and all he could say was, “How did he get her pregnant with that little dick? That sperm would have to travel a long way with that little dick.”. I’m telling you that this was so funny. I’m going to end my post here.

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Originally Posted On 4-29-08

I was talking to this guy in my chat room and he was telling me that his girlfriend wouldn’t give him any pussy and she was cheating on him. Below is the conversation we had. I’m calling him Hickey Guy because when he said his girlfriend had a hick and that’s how he knew she cheated, I laughed so hard I was choking. I was thinking of writing a post about anal but I think I’ll make that another post because I see a series of post comming from this situation. I laughed at his situation because he’s got a girlfriend that’s fucking around on him and instead of dumping her ass when he found the hickeys he stayed with her. I could see him maybe staying if the pussy was good but he said she cut him off. The funny part is not about the fact that she’s fucking around on him but that that she didn’t give a shit if he knew. How in the hell are you going to have another man in your bed and then go to your main man with fucking hickeys on you. No man is so fucking stupid that he’s not going to realize that you’re fucking around. (That goes both ways because if that was a woman especially a black woman, she would’ve dumped his ass as soon as she saw the hickeys. As a matter of fact that motherfucker would have to watch his back.) Let me tell you something, if a bitch fucking around on you and she comes back with a fucking hickey on her neck, she’s either a stomp down whore or she just don’t give a shit enough about your loser ass to try and hide it. You have to be a loser on some level to stay with a bitch like that. You’ve got the proof right there in front of your face. What the fuck is she gonna tell you if you confront her about it. There’s the proof right there for the whole world to see that she cuckolded your stupid ass. He got himself into that situation because he wanted anal sex and she wouldn’t give it to him and she ended up cutting his ass off. She went out and got the dick from someone else. He should’ve done the same thing.

This reminds me about the call I got one time from this guy who tried to get even with his wife because she wouldn’t let him fuck her in the ass. The flipped the script on his dumb ass and he made the mistake of calling me to tell me about it. That’ll be another post. I think my next post will be about anal and blow jobs.

Hickey guy says: im young, horny and have a bitch girlfriend who won;t gimme any pussy

I said: why

Hickey guy says: cause i wanna fuck her ass

I said: I wouldn’t give you any pussy either

Hickey guy says: she cutme off 100%

Hickey guy says: And I know she’s sleeping around.

I said: lmao

Hickey guy says: so now i want back at that two timing slut

I said: how

I said: why is she a slut

Hickey guy says: the sleeping around

Hickey guy says: and she’s supposed to come by in five mineust and i want her to find me jacking of to someone else before i dump her ass

I said: did you catch her fucking around?

Hickey guy says: no but the hickey’s I didn’t give her are pretty good evidence

I said: lmao, you got me choking

Hickey guy says: can i get you shaking that black ghetto ass for me?

I said: of course, join me in private

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Originally Posted On 4-23-08

I was just sitting here thinking about when I was younger and what my mentality was as compared to now. Sometimes I think about how I would’ve never thought about being in this industry. When I was younger I cared what people thought. Now that I’m in my 40s I could care less about what someone thinks. I heard someone say once on job that I was working that when you’re older you don’t call as many people your friend. That’s a true statement and also when you’re older you find out that family is not what you thought they were when you were younger. They tend to have a short memory when it comes to the things that they say and do. They have a long memory when it comes to you. I couldn’t wait until I turned 40 years old cause I knew I would be raising hell and I was like fuck everyone who don’t like it. I’m too old for that shit, it’s about me now and living my life the way I see fit. I’m having more fun now that I did back then. Damn, I love being in my 40s. Don’t let the hype fool you, youth isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You don’t start living until after you turn 35 years old. I end this post now and see what mischief I can cause.

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Originally Posted On 4-15-08

I always say that what goes around comes around. It’s a old saying but it’s true. I have a habit of piling the mail up and I found a surprise the other day when I went to throw the old mail away. I picked up this envelope and something told me to open it up. I opened it up and it was something from a law firm. I was reading it and I just started laughing. This company that I had worked for had a class action lawsuit and the letter was basically saying that if you were a employee or former employee of this company and some of it’s subsidiary companies. Evidently they were sued because people were working overtime and wasn’t getting paid for it. I worked for one of the subsidiary companies. This didn’t apply to me because I made it clear from day one that I didn’t work overtime. I had been in that industry long enough to let them know upfront that I wasn’t going to do it. Of course they tried to see if I would work overtime and when they got tired of asking and me saying no then they got the message. There was a lot of shit going on where I worked. The bitch that was in charge along with a buddy were stealing time from the company. They would take time off, come in late, leave early and get someone to work in their place and the person would get fucked when it was time to get paid. They would doctor the time sheets so they got paid for that time instead of the person who actually worked it. The head office knew what was going on and didn’t do anything about it. Now I know why, it was a company wide thing. It finally caught up with them and now they have to pay all of that money to those employee not to mention lawyers fees and court cost. That’s the price of being slick and trying to fuck the little man over. That was the last straw that made me quit that fucking job to do this full time. It’s the best move I’ve ever made. I wonder if they fired that fat ass bitch. I couldn’t stand her and she couldn’t stand me. I didn’t make it a secret either. She couldn’t get me fired cause I didn’t give her a reason to and I know it bugged the shit out of her. I was the only woman she didn’t fuck with. They thought I was crazy cause I wasn’t kissing ass. I didn’t win any popularity contest. I’m ending this post. I just talked to the master/slave that I told you about and he gave me a update on is latest adventure.

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Originally Posted on 3-31-08

Self righteous people just piss me off sometimes. Everyone else is living their lives wrong and they are right about everything. A lot of self righteous people are master manipulators. I usually go to my sister’s house on sunday to basically visit with her children and of course see my mother since she lives with my sister. My car broke down on the way to my sister’s house so she had to come to where I broke down and bring me to her house. My sister and her family were going to the movies so that left me alone with my mother. I knew my mother would use that as a opportunity to talk about my sister which wasn’t positive. My mother gradually worked to conversation to getting on the subject of me and the fact that she was worried about me. I told you that self righteous people are masters of manipulation. I don’t know why she thinks that she can manipulate me and I don’t have sense enough to see it. My family knows what I do for a living. My siblings don’t think of it as a real job because I don’t draw a pay check but at the same time they don’t say anything about it. As long as I’m not trying to borrow money then they could care less. My mother on the other hand thinks that I spend all day waiting on the phone to ring. She doesn’t know about the cam part of what I do as far as I know.

My mother used the fact that my car broke down and that I need a new car as a opportunity to manipulate me into getting a “real Job” because she’s worried about me. Of all of her children I’m the one she’s worried the most about. She thinks that I should get a regular job and get a pay check because that’s guarantee. I think she sees what she wants to see. She has a long memory when it comes to other people and has a short memory when it comes to themselves. She forgets that she worked for over 20 years for herself with children to raise. She didn’t let anyone tell her how to make a living. She had a couple of part time jobs over the years when she first started working for herself but she never gave it up unitl she got sick and couldn’t work anymore. I just can’t stand manipulation and politics in the family dynamic. I’m to old for that shit and that’s the reason I don’t say to much during thimes like that is that I don’t want to be in the middle of the shit when it hits the fan. When that happens you have to choose sites and I’d rather be neutral. You can’t even have a general conversation without feeling like you’re being manipulated somehow. I’ve always heard that there are two sides to every story and the truth is somewhere in the middle. If you ask both sides what’s going on then you’ll two very different versions of the same situation.

I’ll end this post now.